Another Day of Blah!

Memorial Day has come and gone, but our cycle of insignificant news continues. Let's review some headlines.

North Korea tested nuclear weapons this weekend. I suspect we will send a strongly worded letter saying, "if you don't stop we'll....well do nothing I guess." What can we do? We are not having a second go at the North Koreans, so they'll just keep on making bombs while their people starve and develop bizarre diseases from malnutrition.

We have a new Supreme Court nominee. Yeah! I suspect somewhere there is a machine that makes Federal Judges. You throw in some ingredients and voila! You have a judge that grew up without a parent, somehow was accepted to Princeton and Yale, and is now headed to the top of the Judicial food chain. Seriously, are there any Judges at the highest levels that were not impoverished savants?

If we must see Susan Boyle's face every single day in the media, I hereby demand that Oprah form an intervention!!! That woman didn't just fall off the ugly tree; she landed and took a beating from Bigfoot! Please somebody, give her a makeover or a hood to wear. Good Lord I heard she visited the ZSL London Zoo and all of the male animals went sterile! I suspect there is a surgeon somewhere ready to accept a Nobel Prize for that fixer upper!

Well, I've run out of things to say, so I am off to go interview the Queen's security detail to explain how they let an employee sell tours of their most secure areas. If I make it back without being locked in the Tower of London, I'll fill you in.