Week In Review!

North Korea is back at it again--they have test fired their 6th missile. It appears that the problem in North Korea is even graver than I first imagined. President Kim only has the capacity to watch the Cartoon Network and I am certain a massive Sate funeral is soon to follow. The problem is there is no line of succession within the cult. If the military seizes control, then the stakes in the region will go up. Hopefully, some person with only mild insanity will be appointed heir to the starving worker's paradise and stop this nonsense. But we do not even have a representative of North Korea to negotiate with, so we'll just have to wait and see. (We should have let Mac take the country).

In popular news, "American Idol" winner, Adam Lambert is not sure whether he wants to become the front man for the band Queen. Brian May, the guitarist of Queen, stated that he would like to work with him. "Uh, Adam...Queen is second only to the Beetles in UK record sales. Beware of the gift horse!"

President Obama has announced that we must have health care reform within a year or never. Good luck with that. Is Hillary going to lead the way? Don't go on television with your new national health care card like Bill did before the deal is sealed. I suspect we will not see health care reform during his first term.

Laodicean was the golden ticket for one home grown 13 year old Kansas girl, by the name of Kavya Shivashanker, to take home the trophy from the National Spelling Bee. I predict she will complete medical school by the age of 19. With a name like Shivashanker, Laodicean was....well child's play.

Susan Boyle said the "F" word. She must have finally taken the blanket off of her mirror. We agree one hundred percent Susan. Keep singing show tunes, but please do not do a children's tour.

France failed to invite the Queen to the 65th anniversary of the D-Day Landings. When Britons rose up in anger France said, "oh she is welcome." She apparently stood on her balcony facing Paris and gave them the finger.

A Catholic priest had sex with a grown adult female. I know, shocking that it was not a young boy, but when confronted by the church, he said "see ya. I'm an Episcopal now." Apparently the Vatican ordered an investigation when his fitness reports stated that "he was in a most upbeat mood of lately." Also, when he replaced Gregorian Chant with Air Supply's "Every Woman in the World," people became suspicious.

In the world of crime, men handing out fitness pamphlets for a local fitness club told a mother that she was too fat and ate too many donuts. The Ft. Worth police were dispatched by the distraught mother's husband. Based upon interviews of the other women in the neighborhood, scene on http://www.cnn.com/, I am surprised that a SWAT team was not dispatched to avoid a public lynch mob. I suspect that Fitness 2000, the club in question, will soon see a reduction in its membership. Fools!

Lastly, George Bush gave a major speech in southwestern Michigan. I won't recap the entire speech, but only his closing. When asked what he hoped would be his legacy, Bush responded, "Well, I hope it is this: The man showed up with a set of principles, and he was unwilling to compromise his soul for the sake of popularity." Well Bushy, it looks like future events will increase your popularity--that is if they keep heading down the road countries like Iran and North Korea want us to travel. Enjoy your new freedom and take care of the dogs.