Celebrity Week!

Billy Mays was laid to rest this week. I have to admit that I am very depressed by this development and cannot stop listening to Puff Daddy & The Family's I'll Be Missing You!

Media outlets want us to believe that Billy died from a simple heart attack. I cannot accept that and believe the reports to be suspect! You say, "Who would possibly gain from harming that gentle giant?"

Well I know of one person--Vince Shlomi the ShamWow guy! That headset wearing, hooker beating, and food chopping Sith Lord of television pitch men poisoned Billy with a lethal dose of Oxi Clean! My sources deep inside the advertising industry told me that Vince and Billy had a toxic relationship and Vince vowed to take the reigns of television advertising. I'll follow up when more information is available. For further information on Vince click on the following link-- http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html.

Karl Malden died at age 97. Good run Karl. Karl's greatest roll was that of General of the Army Omar Bradley in the Academy Award winning Patton. Although Bradley was the technical advisor for the film and it is a pure propaganda sham of Bradley's true personality, I still thought Malden was great in that roll. Rest in peace Amigo!

Col./Brigadier General Ed McMahon passed away. Ed served as a United States Marine Corps pilot in the Korean War and retired at the rank of Colonel in the reserves. He was later commissioned a Brigadier General in the California Air National Guard. He was most famous as Johnny Carson's side kick and for announcing "Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" Well the Marines guarding the gate's to heaven got to snap to attention and announce "Heeeere's Col. Ed McMahon!" Keep them laughing up there good man!

In happier news, members of the Tinker Air Force Base 964th Airborne Air Control Squadron ("AACS") flew an E-3 early warning aircraft in the Transformers sequel. While only one member of the squadron briefly made it on screen the rest of the parent wing, the 552 ACW, at Tinker wrote the dialogue that is used in the background of the combat scenes over Egypt. Kudos to Michael Bay for turning to men and women in blue for authenticity.

Rupert Grint, the red headed actor who plays Potter's best friend Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter film series, is recovering from a mild case of swine flu. Ouch Rupert! Stop hanging out with Prince Harry's hookers and you'll stay swine flu free!

Well, Hollywood has taken quite a hit these past few days. I suspect a few others will soon follow. I'll keep you up to date.